So, my future mom in law is coming over this weekend.

And I have hardly anything in the fridge. Now, if I had known this beforehand, I would’ve stocked the freezer a bit more thoroughly. But since I already have brunch planned for the day, and now mom in the evening, I might end up with something ridiculously creative involving anchovies and cream cheese with a dash of advocado.

Contents of fridge: eggs, mushrooms, some grapes, lots of yogurt, milk, butter, cream cheese, condiments (lots), bacon fat (ya, I keep a jar in the fridge), tin of anchovies. Contents of freezer: sausages, some beef, some beef/pork bones, chicken breasts, cooked cubed chicken. Lots and lots of bacon.

We’ll see what happens.

56 Responses to “So, my future mom in law is coming over this weekend.”

  1. Matthew Says:

    love your blog

  2. Gerry Says:

    My money is on you and your fertile imagination, Sweet Sal.

    “Hardly anything?”

    Good God. My cholesterol went up 60 points just reading your list.

  3. ryan andrew Says:

    you love your mom in law so much!!!!! you want her to be in heaven after this weekend!

    go for it!!!!!!

  4. wifiLinux Says:

    future mom in law? How generous of you!

    I had a father in law. Im so happy he
    was gone, nope I didn’t poison him ;)

  5. thubs Says:

    hi u looks so beauty n so tantalising.do waana be fri with me.

  6. Eric Says:

    Lots and lots of sodium nitrate-rich bacon?

    Sally, please, don’t salt the peter.

    Hopefully, you are butchering and curing your own bacon, letting it slowly smoke while you sit on the washer knitting.

    Saltpeter
    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    The term saltpeter or saltpetre may refer to:

    * The chemical saltpeter or saltpetre, referring to potassium nitrate (niter/nitre); and/or sodium nitrate (nitratine/soda niter)

  7. Eason Says:

    Hm,your fridge must be very big but I like the content of your fridge.

  8. Hae Says:

    Make to make impression but be true to yourself. I think it is important that she accepts you for you that way no false expectations in the future. Marrige is not the easiest of task so being goods with the inlaws does help. Just from experience.

  9. asif Says:

    hi dear , i am asif

  10. Pashminder Says:

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
    for get it

  11. jayson Says:

    ur cute and i like ur eyes hope to see u in the future.wish u all the best

  12. Bom Says:

    dont open!! dont read!! or else

    http://www.go-digital.blogspot.com/

  13. yannick Says:

    very good

  14. Wen Says:

    huh? Are future in laws that scary? Wow, I never know meeting future in laws are that complicated. Well my mom tried to teach me once, but I just don’t get why you need to hide, just be yourself, correct me if I am wrong.

  15. Paulo Says:

    Gosh, I’d love to have what’s in your fridge. If you’re having brunch may I suggest a bacon, sausages, eggs and cheese meal or something like that? Or maybe some pasta? I can’t wait to find out what you whipped up For you future mom-in-law. When I first met my future mom-in-law, I cooked some Paella and roasted chicken, but I had like a week to stock up and prepare stuff. Tell us about it ok?

  16. Cecil Says:

    woop woop, twinkies all good
    milk and cereal,
    trixs are for kids

  17. jackielou Says:

    hi im jack…..

  18. zengzheng Says:

    I hope your mom in law and you will have a good day ~

  19. NORMAN Says:

    fuck me

  20. Mario Says:

    Even a great fort needs an opening to lure and trap the enemy. Your fridge is the same. It needs spaces to lure in the goodies! Then you slice them and eat them!!

  21. allan cris Says:

    Hi Sally ur so pretty, hope ur mother in law would have a great time with you. How lucky ur mother in law having you….. hope so…

  22. wan Says:

    Hi sally..im wan from malaysia..ur looking great!!hope ur life will becoming pink of healthy..all the best goes 2 your mother in law..by the way if i like 2 see u….how ah???

  23. Allie Says:

    Good luck on the upcoming visit ;) dazzle them!

  24. Sally Says:

    It didn’t turn out so bad afterall: I had half a frozen roast goose in the freezer from last time we wrote about having roast goose.

    Mmmm. Roast goose.

  25. Paulo Says:

    WTF!? That’s it. I’m finding roast duck or goose this weekend. :-P Time, distance and money be damned. So that’s it? no “we chatted a bit about blahblahblah” stuff? You just ate? Sounds like the first time I met my future mom-in-law. :D

  26. Lee Says:

    Who give a shit what you have or don’t. You are what you eat… right?

  27. Gerry Says:

    You are my hero! We knew you’d prevail, Clever Sally.

  28. David Says:

    who cares?

  29. nawab ali Says:

    sa lly u really good looking

  30. David Says:

    friend,my advice….
    1)dont live with him….sure sooner or later break up.

    2) mirror photo, hold camera near u at chest level, max resolution,point camera abit up wards, shone focusing light on ur face & then click…than u are in focus & not that @#@#% camera.

  31. wifiLinux Says:

    Sally, have you joined Canadian Idol???

  32. melwyn Says:

    hi sally im melwyn would you be my friend?im only new in hir in australia.since july12

  33. bellanaomi Says:

    …well! u just hAd a brIlliant ideA dEar, cAn creAte sOmethIn’ sPecIal for hEr…
    ..aNd 4SurE sHe deFiniteLy LUv it….

  34. monette Says:

    …they say getting a man’s heart is through his stomach but take it from me before i cook for my boyfriend i always make sure i cooked first for my future mother in law,,,so she will love me more than her son…if fights comes betwn me and my bf i know she’s on my side..hehehe!!!!

  35. Janet Says:

    you’re already doing better than me. I have tumbleweed floating through my fridge as we speak.

  36. Yet Says:

    Hi! Will you consider me as one of you friend?

    Thanks

  37. don brian Says:

    i like you my friend

  38. olrac Says:

    hi sally nice blog! i think ur a nice person, i just wanna be 1 of ur friends or maybe more than friends, my name is carlo ballesteros 25, im a filipino, im here right now in EGYPT working, so if u want to kip in touch in me hirs my email (carlo_paolo11@yahoo.com) get it! by ur so cute! c yah!!!!!!!!!

  39. sunith Says:

    hai……. how r u? ur really good looking take care ……….

  40. Akeem Says:

    how ar u?

  41. Akeem Says:

    your age, sex, and location

  42. Michael Says:

    What’s with all the bacon? BLT cravings at 2 AM? ;-)
    Anyway,try to stock up on things she will probably use. Be truthful with her, so if you really don’t cook much, then you don’t.

  43. James Says:

    Dear Sally,
    I wonder how she tastes,after a hotshower wraped up ohso deliciously in her exotic smooth skin stll slightly rosy from her exultations in her private room .
    Wonder did i on whether she marinates herself with non-animal tested perfumes and oils that come in pretty little packages.And cooks herself allup in various ways like the culinary expert she believes herself to be.Maybe,maybe even better than her poor partner could attempt to do.Oh,she likes to feel goood all byherself doesnt she.I wonder how will she taste like,I truly do.

  44. Ty Says:

    Man..I’m in hog heaven!!!
    Get some veggies in there and the’ll be a party.
    Long over due for the comment, but might be useful for next time she comes around and no time to get groceries.

    1) make sure you have french bread..hell freeze it..if you got room.
    mash/dice anchovies into fine pieces, save the oil.
    slice bread (slanted) rub whole anchovie on the bread, then lightly toast it. when done spread fine anchovies and drizzle anchovie oil or olive oil. serve.

    2) always have stock ready.. beef or chicken, which you have frozen. chops some onion carrot and celery. boil beef bones and a few meat or chicken add veggies. water level should be 2-1. let boil. add salt and pepper to taste. after 45 min to an hour. drain liquid into another pot. let it cool.
    place in fridge til fat contents becomes solid. remove fat. freeze the rest in ice cube tray and your good to go.

    3) quit buying bacon. unless your ultimate goal is to no longer have an in law and a husband.

    4) if you only got eggs, can always, make deviled eggs.
    simple to make.
    make hard boiled eggs 10-15 min on hight, make sure that its hard. let cool.
    chop some onions and celery to very fine. (very small amount proportion it) set it aside.
    when eggs are cool, remove shells carefully, and cut it in half. remove the yolk and set it in a bowl. get mayo, add to bowl. PROPORTION is key. mix egg yolk with mayo, celery and onions. very tiny amount of onion. then spoon mixture back into the egg white. sprinkle some paprika.
    add some parsely for decoration.

    5) get some mints and fabreeze. gonna have some bad breathe and some narly fart smells.

    ENJOY

  45. yong Says:

    首先向你道歉,我的英文太差,只能用中文了.
    姐姐你真的很贤惠,但愿我未来的老婆象你这样就行了.

  46. ernie Says:

    Hi! Sally gud day 2 u,just be urself prepare the dish that u know,im pretty sure whatever it is that u gonna cooked for her she well “appreciate it” ok? njoy ur weekend…

  47. Salvador Says:

    hi!!!!!

  48. steven Says:

    hi! iam zaldy can you add me ijust want to have friends with you if it is okey with you hir is my e-mail add steven_ganar@yahoo.com

  49. barbara Says:

    you´re talented,for sure you´ll do it good. Have a nice weekend.

  50. mahendra Says:

    hi are u so beautiful i like u can u like freind ship wit me iam from neapel iam army now iam iraq

  51. joe Says:

    dont haveany comments, but just wanted to be your friend.

    Take care always.

    joe

  52. francis Says:

    have a nice time

  53. glenn Says:

    wow…..cool

  54. lona Says:

    bacon ist just fine dont you think??:)

  55. Thomas Says:

    allo sally

    so nice to see u u’r a natural asia girls and touch a beautiful smile f u

  56. Dave Says:

    You had bacon, so I’m sure it went well. You can wrap ANYTHING in bacon and make it taste great! :) Love your posts. Memento is one of the best movies of all time. Have you seen The Usual Suspects? Another GREAT one, in a similar vein. Cheers!

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