So, my future mom in law is coming over this weekend.
And I have hardly anything in the fridge. Now, if I had known this beforehand, I would’ve stocked the freezer a bit more thoroughly. But since I already have brunch planned for the day, and now mom in the evening, I might end up with something ridiculously creative involving anchovies and cream cheese with a dash of advocado.
Contents of fridge: eggs, mushrooms, some grapes, lots of yogurt, milk, butter, cream cheese, condiments (lots), bacon fat (ya, I keep a jar in the fridge), tin of anchovies. Contents of freezer: sausages, some beef, some beef/pork bones, chicken breasts, cooked cubed chicken. Lots and lots of bacon.
We’ll see what happens.
August 4th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
love your blog
August 4th, 2006 at 7:52 pm
My money is on you and your fertile imagination, Sweet Sal.
“Hardly anything?”
Good God. My cholesterol went up 60 points just reading your list.
August 4th, 2006 at 8:10 pm
you love your mom in law so much!!!!! you want her to be in heaven after this weekend!
go for it!!!!!!
August 5th, 2006 at 12:03 am
future mom in law? How generous of you!
I had a father in law. Im so happy he
was gone, nope I didn’t poison him
August 5th, 2006 at 7:30 am
hi u looks so beauty n so tantalising.do waana be fri with me.
August 5th, 2006 at 7:48 am
Lots and lots of sodium nitrate-rich bacon?
Sally, please, don’t salt the peter.
Hopefully, you are butchering and curing your own bacon, letting it slowly smoke while you sit on the washer knitting.
Saltpeter
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
The term saltpeter or saltpetre may refer to:
* The chemical saltpeter or saltpetre, referring to potassium nitrate (niter/nitre); and/or sodium nitrate (nitratine/soda niter)
August 5th, 2006 at 8:57 pm
Hm,your fridge must be very big but I like the content of your fridge.
August 5th, 2006 at 11:01 pm
Make to make impression but be true to yourself. I think it is important that she accepts you for you that way no false expectations in the future. Marrige is not the easiest of task so being goods with the inlaws does help. Just from experience.
August 5th, 2006 at 11:16 pm
hi dear , i am asif
August 6th, 2006 at 12:49 am
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for get it
August 6th, 2006 at 2:20 am
ur cute and i like ur eyes hope to see u in the future.wish u all the best
August 6th, 2006 at 5:53 am
dont open!! dont read!! or else
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August 6th, 2006 at 7:27 am
very good
August 6th, 2006 at 7:31 am
huh? Are future in laws that scary? Wow, I never know meeting future in laws are that complicated. Well my mom tried to teach me once, but I just don’t get why you need to hide, just be yourself, correct me if I am wrong.
August 6th, 2006 at 5:38 pm
Gosh, I’d love to have what’s in your fridge. If you’re having brunch may I suggest a bacon, sausages, eggs and cheese meal or something like that? Or maybe some pasta? I can’t wait to find out what you whipped up For you future mom-in-law. When I first met my future mom-in-law, I cooked some Paella and roasted chicken, but I had like a week to stock up and prepare stuff. Tell us about it ok?
August 6th, 2006 at 10:15 pm
woop woop, twinkies all good
milk and cereal,
trixs are for kids
August 6th, 2006 at 11:12 pm
hi im jack…..
August 7th, 2006 at 12:06 am
I hope your mom in law and you will have a good day ~
August 7th, 2006 at 1:32 am
fuck me
August 7th, 2006 at 1:38 am
Even a great fort needs an opening to lure and trap the enemy. Your fridge is the same. It needs spaces to lure in the goodies! Then you slice them and eat them!!
August 7th, 2006 at 5:53 am
Hi Sally ur so pretty, hope ur mother in law would have a great time with you. How lucky ur mother in law having you….. hope so…
August 7th, 2006 at 6:06 am
Hi sally..im wan from malaysia..ur looking great!!hope ur life will becoming pink of healthy..all the best goes 2 your mother in law..by the way if i like 2 see u….how ah???
August 8th, 2006 at 8:20 am
Good luck on the upcoming visit
dazzle them!
August 8th, 2006 at 9:20 am
It didn’t turn out so bad afterall: I had half a frozen roast goose in the freezer from last time we wrote about having roast goose.
Mmmm. Roast goose.
August 8th, 2006 at 5:35 pm
WTF!? That’s it. I’m finding roast duck or goose this weekend.
Time, distance and money be damned. So that’s it? no “we chatted a bit about blahblahblah” stuff? You just ate? Sounds like the first time I met my future mom-in-law. 
August 9th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Who give a shit what you have or don’t. You are what you eat… right?
August 9th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
You are my hero! We knew you’d prevail, Clever Sally.
August 10th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
who cares?
August 10th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
sa lly u really good looking
August 11th, 2006 at 3:02 am
friend,my advice….
1)dont live with him….sure sooner or later break up.
2) mirror photo, hold camera near u at chest level, max resolution,point camera abit up wards, shone focusing light on ur face & then click…than u are in focus & not that @#@#% camera.
August 12th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
Sally, have you joined Canadian Idol???
August 13th, 2006 at 10:20 pm
hi sally im melwyn would you be my friend?im only new in hir in australia.since july12
August 14th, 2006 at 5:37 am
…well! u just hAd a brIlliant ideA dEar, cAn creAte sOmethIn’ sPecIal for hEr…
..aNd 4SurE sHe deFiniteLy LUv it….
August 14th, 2006 at 10:23 am
…they say getting a man’s heart is through his stomach but take it from me before i cook for my boyfriend i always make sure i cooked first for my future mother in law,,,so she will love me more than her son…if fights comes betwn me and my bf i know she’s on my side..hehehe!!!!
August 14th, 2006 at 9:02 pm
you’re already doing better than me. I have tumbleweed floating through my fridge as we speak.
August 14th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
Hi! Will you consider me as one of you friend?
Thanks
August 14th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
i like you my friend
August 15th, 2006 at 10:53 am
hi sally nice blog! i think ur a nice person, i just wanna be 1 of ur friends or maybe more than friends, my name is carlo ballesteros 25, im a filipino, im here right now in EGYPT working, so if u want to kip in touch in me hirs my email (carlo_paolo11@yahoo.com) get it! by ur so cute! c yah!!!!!!!!!
August 16th, 2006 at 9:26 am
hai……. how r u? ur really good looking take care ……….
August 17th, 2006 at 8:30 am
how ar u?
August 17th, 2006 at 8:31 am
your age, sex, and location
August 17th, 2006 at 10:58 pm
What’s with all the bacon? BLT cravings at 2 AM?
Anyway,try to stock up on things she will probably use. Be truthful with her, so if you really don’t cook much, then you don’t.
August 18th, 2006 at 1:18 am
Dear Sally,
I wonder how she tastes,after a hotshower wraped up ohso deliciously in her exotic smooth skin stll slightly rosy from her exultations in her private room .
Wonder did i on whether she marinates herself with non-animal tested perfumes and oils that come in pretty little packages.And cooks herself allup in various ways like the culinary expert she believes herself to be.Maybe,maybe even better than her poor partner could attempt to do.Oh,she likes to feel goood all byherself doesnt she.I wonder how will she taste like,I truly do.
August 18th, 2006 at 1:43 am
Man..I’m in hog heaven!!!
Get some veggies in there and the’ll be a party.
Long over due for the comment, but might be useful for next time she comes around and no time to get groceries.
1) make sure you have french bread..hell freeze it..if you got room.
mash/dice anchovies into fine pieces, save the oil.
slice bread (slanted) rub whole anchovie on the bread, then lightly toast it. when done spread fine anchovies and drizzle anchovie oil or olive oil. serve.
2) always have stock ready.. beef or chicken, which you have frozen. chops some onion carrot and celery. boil beef bones and a few meat or chicken add veggies. water level should be 2-1. let boil. add salt and pepper to taste. after 45 min to an hour. drain liquid into another pot. let it cool.
place in fridge til fat contents becomes solid. remove fat. freeze the rest in ice cube tray and your good to go.
3) quit buying bacon. unless your ultimate goal is to no longer have an in law and a husband.
4) if you only got eggs, can always, make deviled eggs.
simple to make.
make hard boiled eggs 10-15 min on hight, make sure that its hard. let cool.
chop some onions and celery to very fine. (very small amount proportion it) set it aside.
when eggs are cool, remove shells carefully, and cut it in half. remove the yolk and set it in a bowl. get mayo, add to bowl. PROPORTION is key. mix egg yolk with mayo, celery and onions. very tiny amount of onion. then spoon mixture back into the egg white. sprinkle some paprika.
add some parsely for decoration.
5) get some mints and fabreeze. gonna have some bad breathe and some narly fart smells.
ENJOY
August 20th, 2006 at 1:40 am
首先向你道歉,我的英文太差,只能用中文了.
姐姐你真的很贤惠,但愿我未来的老婆象你这样就行了.
August 20th, 2006 at 2:53 am
Hi! Sally gud day 2 u,just be urself prepare the dish that u know,im pretty sure whatever it is that u gonna cooked for her she well “appreciate it” ok? njoy ur weekend…
August 20th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
hi!!!!!
August 21st, 2006 at 11:51 am
hi! iam zaldy can you add me ijust want to have friends with you if it is okey with you hir is my e-mail add steven_ganar@yahoo.com
August 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am
you´re talented,for sure you´ll do it good. Have a nice weekend.
August 22nd, 2006 at 1:11 pm
hi are u so beautiful i like u can u like freind ship wit me iam from neapel iam army now iam iraq
August 22nd, 2006 at 9:42 pm
dont haveany comments, but just wanted to be your friend.
Take care always.
joe
August 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 pm
have a nice time
August 22nd, 2006 at 11:48 pm
wow…..cool
August 24th, 2006 at 1:25 am
bacon ist just fine dont you think??:)
August 25th, 2006 at 2:50 am
allo sally
so nice to see u u’r a natural asia girls and touch a beautiful smile f u
September 23rd, 2006 at 9:57 am
You had bacon, so I’m sure it went well. You can wrap ANYTHING in bacon and make it taste great!
Love your posts. Memento is one of the best movies of all time. Have you seen The Usual Suspects? Another GREAT one, in a similar vein. Cheers!